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I Need Money I Need Money

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That Poor Guy

Dang, that was so depressing. At least he rode the jet ski for a little while. Why he didn't just bust a couple caps into some rich guy and take his money I'll never know. That jet ski he built was pretty neat though.


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TeknoGames responds:

yea, for a peice of crap, it was fun to draw


SECOND COMING SECOND COMING

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Neat-o

It's pretty good, nice song. But I don't think planets revolve THAT fast. I like the skelton dragon.



No Remorse No Remorse

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Sad, sad sad.

This is probably the saddest movie I've ever seen. What the kid should have done is take the pictures of the people he hated, put them into a flash movie, make it so that he could kill them, and then take hs anger out on that. Then, slap together some fake faces, bodies, clothes etc. and submit it to Newgrounds. Not only would he get to kill those he hated, he might even get on the front page or win an award. Man, I have wanted to do that so many times. I am so glad that I take my anger out on my video games. "You may think you're cool, but I'm a pro skater with all these super models after me!" Sure, they may think you're a nerd, but what do you care? You've just nailed a 1,000,000,000,000-point combo. New bug for you, Neversoft!


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D-Fence the Game... D-Fence the Game...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun to level 50+!

I beat level 50, then decided to call it quits. I had gotten to the point where all I had to do was start it and watch the guys blow up. Almost nobody got past the halfway point. You should have made it harder. Also, I found some bugs: At like level 20, the "Airstrike" meter froze so I had to guess when my airstrike was ready. Also, sometimes enimies walked right through my base and couldn't be killed. They didn't do any damage, but it was a little annoying. Otherwise, perfect!
End Stats:
Maxed out barricades/weapons
200 Tower Guards
100 Repair Guys
75 Com Hub Employees
Kills: 7310



Drag Racer 3 Drag Racer 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

VARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOM!

This is seriously the awesomest drag racing game EVER. I have no idea what could be better than this.



Punk-o-matic Punk-o-matic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best Way To Kill Eardrums

Apart from listening to "Deep Stealth," this is my favorite way to kill my eardrums. Insane, just insane, but not in the "I'M GONNA KILL ALL THE ALIENS INSIDE OF PEOPLES BODIES" way. I gave it a 2 for violence because the dude ate too many "brownies" before going to the concert, then he passed out. Credits are funny, as well as whatever you press. "Your data's no good, dude." Download it for when Newgrounds goes on the wack when Tom's moving the servers from his basement to his bathroom (or wherever they are).


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